’95 Theses’ – rap music video


5/6/2010: Good luck on the AP exam tomorrow! www.95thesesrap.com If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 1 Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling. Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me Just because I waved my finger at the papacy. My people got riled up over this Reformation Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication. I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms. If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms! You think you done something spectacular? I wrote the Bible in the vernacular! A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone. You forgot salvation comes through faith alone. Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun? I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me! CHORUS Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 2 One Five One Seventhats when it first went down. Then the real test was when it started spreading around. Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please! Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries? Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion. But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union! One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli. Yeah, way to disregard

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25 Responses to ’95 Theses’ – rap music video

  1. cloudsurfer007 says:

    Terrific! Please do more.

  2. TheRappingPrincesses says:

    @YusukeUrameshi15 It’s in the description…

  3. TheRappingPrincesses says:

    What does it mean when it says “the pope ain’t one”?

  4. mscitychica says:

    My high school students and I really love your video!

  5. irulephantomdog says:

    my teacher showed me this in S.S.

  6. tallboytiny says:

    Very nice :D

  7. thecodfother says:

    Believe it or not, this actually helped me on one of the questions on the AP Euro test

  8. Kantaro1300 says:

    this is awesome, my teacher shows it to us whenever we can persuade her to lol

  9. ValerieGuiles says:

    I’m doing a final exam on 16th century church history this week- and you have just made my day so so so much better with this!!!

  10. SingAllTheVerses says:

    Amazing. Fantastic. Funny. Cool. Thanx!

  11. ttsiolas says:

    Im doing this for my speech thanks also mad funny

  12. YusukeUrameshi15 says:

    can some one plz give me the lirics to this plz?

  13. YusukeUrameshi15 says:

    same here

  14. betmol23 says:

    this might be the best thing ever

  15. ccnvietxoxo1 says:

    this is sooooo awesome lol

  16. paganisticpanda says:

    perfect combination of procrastination and studying for the AP test.

  17. ResidentPyro says:

    And now there is absolutely no way I’ll forget who Martin Luther was and what he did for the AP test tomorrow…

  18. brennnnnaxd says:

    my teacher showed us in class
    and said that Martin Luther was the
    first person to ever make a rap music video
    XD

  19. Fantagirl5882 says:

    lol my teacher showed this to us x]

  20. cSahlen says:

    Luther was an anti-semite and a heretic and was a terrible theologian and philosopher. How anyone followed him and stayed with his false beliefs is beyond me. The only good brought out of him was the Counter-Reformation.

  21. rawrilavschu says:

    GAY SHIT

  22. rjky1986 says:

    yeah-yuh!

  23. arkadiy166 says:

    Today had lesson about this rap and Martin Luther =)))))

  24. ihatelosers12 says:

    my teacher showed us this in World History Honors one day

  25. videohoster says:

    @sciencegeekjsusfreak

    No, he re-wrote what “church” meant to allow him to split away from the so called “Catholic” Church. Which was and is, together to some extent with the Eastern Churches, The Church.

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